mugwump's definitions

rapo

A Rapist pure and simple

So he was moved uo onto tier 18 with all the other RAPOS

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

mingebinge

A sex session,quite likely involving cunnilingus.A BINGE ON THE MINGE.

"I had a good MINGEBINGE last night,but feels like I've been licking sandpaper."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

Chocolate starfish

The imprint of an anus that has not been sufficiently wiped clean.

Somebody's left a starfish on the bogseat.

by Mugwump November 10, 2004

smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.

Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.

by mugwump November 16, 2004

fudgenudger

A derogatory term used to describe those who participate in anal sex.

"I ain't going in that pub,it's full of fudgenudgers."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.

Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

by mugwump November 13, 2004