Definitions by mugwump

cuba libra 

An alchoholic beverage consisting of Rum and Coke with half a lime in it.

"Man my head is minging today,I'd better have a CUBA LIBRA to sort it out.

cuba libra by mugwump November 13, 2004

poncing 

1.Slang for begging.
2.Going around giving oneself heirs,as though one amounts to something,ie:PONCING about
3.A fellow acting in an effeminate manner,the same as MINCING.

1."I was skint so I had to go PONCING up money for some booze."
2."Look at that tosser poncing around in his ford capri".
3."What a poncing gaylord."

poncing by mugwump November 13, 2004

devon dumpling 

A member of an ethnic race of subnormal intelligence.A devonian.
I'm a devonian born and bred,
strong in the arm and thick in the head.

"I'm never going to Tiverton again,it's full of dumb DEVON DUMPLINGS."

devon dumpling by mugwump November 13, 2004

carrot cruncher 

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

carrot cruncher by mugwump November 13, 2004

ging-ger 

A person with a most offensive hair colour.And usually rather bad tempered.

"You GING-GER,duracell,carrot top,freckle faced freak."

ging-ger by mugwump November 13, 2004

ginger minge 

A woman with the most unfortunate condition of possessing ginger pubic hair.

"I ain't goin'down on her she's a GINGERMINGE."

ginger minge by mugwump November 13, 2004

grossass 

A charmless individual who inspires disgust.A person of base character and sensibilities.

"Stop scratching your balls you GROSSASS"

grossass by Mugwump November 11, 2004