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States in which large segments of its citizens walk around with their heads up their asses, pulling them out only long enough to burn a cross or make a bigoted statement. Usually vote Republican, even though their populations are comprised largely of individuals living near or below the poverty line and thus unlikely to be favored by Republican tax and fiscal policies.
It would be wonderful if we could get from New York to California without having to cross through any red states.
by mrt2 September 25, 2006
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Television serials, usually airing during weekday afternoons. Were origionally sponsored by laundry detergent companies, hence the title.
by mrt2 September 16, 2006
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Another name for right wing hack writer, Bush Administration whore, and all around republican hatchet woman Ann Coulter.
Ann Coulter is a major, first class, USDA-approved cunt.
by mrt2 October 8, 2006
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A singer whose voice is more powerful than a sonic boom and more beautiful than an angel choir. Can sing rock and roll, showtunes, country, r&b and pop with equal precision, making each song her own.
Is there anything tha Linda Ronstadt CAN'T sing? Probably not.
by mrt2 October 7, 2006
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A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.
Hey, that's Dolly Parton singin' on the "Hee-Haw"
by mrt2 October 7, 2006
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A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.
Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.
by mrt2 October 7, 2006
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