16 definitions by mrt2
States in which large segments of its citizens walk around with their heads up their asses, pulling them out only long enough to burn a cross or make a bigoted statement. Usually vote Republican, even though their populations are comprised largely of individuals living near or below the poverty line and thus unlikely to be favored by Republican tax and fiscal policies.
It would be wonderful if we could get from New York to California without having to cross through any red states.
by mrt2 September 25, 2006
Television serials, usually airing during weekday afternoons. Were origionally sponsored by laundry detergent companies, hence the title.
by mrt2 September 16, 2006
Another name for right wing hack writer, Bush Administration whore, and all around republican hatchet woman Ann Coulter.
by mrt2 October 8, 2006
A singer whose voice is more powerful than a sonic boom and more beautiful than an angel choir. Can sing rock and roll, showtunes, country, r&b and pop with equal precision, making each song her own.
by mrt2 October 7, 2006
A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.
by mrt2 October 7, 2006
A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.
by mrt2 October 7, 2006
by mrt2 October 10, 2006