mr. softey's definitions
A scientific theory which explains that regularly eating butter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat butterball.
At the 10 year High School Reunion.....
Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?
Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.
Gerard: Say what now?
Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?
Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.
Gerard: Say what now?
by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009
Get the Butterball Effectmug. Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?
by Mr. Softey January 30, 2009
Get the Hairy Plottermug. A room that is awash with a lingering, beefy aroma that is usually associated with the massive ingestion of meat products and the flatulence produced by them.
"Let's try to stay upwind of Beeftown until the fog clears."
"The mayor of Beeftown shits on a throne of lies."
"Welcome to Beeftown, population: you."
"Mauro and his family are summering in Beeftown and they're having quite a lovely time."
"The mayor of Beeftown shits on a throne of lies."
"Welcome to Beeftown, population: you."
"Mauro and his family are summering in Beeftown and they're having quite a lovely time."
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
Get the Beeftownmug. When you reverse tit fuck an Asian girl, same as a Cincinnati Bowtie, but with an Asian slant to it, if you will.
How about we head to my place for drinks and a little Cincinnati Pad Thai?
>>Me love you long time, Joe!
>>Me love you long time, Joe!
by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009
Get the Cincinnati Pad Thaimug. whore #1: I don't think I can sit down after what that last John did to me!
whore#2: Whatchoo gonna do 'bout it?
whore#1: Child, I'm taking this cornbread and getting me some Tucks.
whore#2: Shee-oot!
whore#2: Whatchoo gonna do 'bout it?
whore#1: Child, I'm taking this cornbread and getting me some Tucks.
whore#2: Shee-oot!
by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009
Get the cornbreadmug. Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole.com show up on your credit card statement.
<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!
by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009
Get the MILF moneymug. The perpetually unemployed guy at the union hall who never gets off the bench to take a job call.
The endless act of sitting has given him "Squarenuts".
The endless act of sitting has given him "Squarenuts".
Biff: You'll never guess who I saw at the hall today.
Happy: Not old Squarenuts?
Biff: Yep, has that guy ever worked?
Happy: Hells no.
Biff: Good old Squarenuts.
Happy: Not old Squarenuts?
Biff: Yep, has that guy ever worked?
Happy: Hells no.
Biff: Good old Squarenuts.
by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009
Get the Squarenutsmug.