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A room that is awash with a lingering, beefy aroma that is usually associated with the massive ingestion of meat products and the flatulence produced by them.
"Let's try to stay upwind of Beeftown until the fog clears."
"The mayor of Beeftown shits on a throne of lies."
"Welcome to Beeftown, population: you."
"Mauro and his family are summering in Beeftown and they're having quite a lovely time."
"The mayor of Beeftown shits on a throne of lies."
"Welcome to Beeftown, population: you."
"Mauro and his family are summering in Beeftown and they're having quite a lovely time."
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
Get the Beeftown mug.A card player who has amassed a large collection of, mostly red poker chips. Since reds are the lowest valued chip, it makes you look like you have a lot of money when you really don't.
"Another massive three dollar pot taken down by Johnny Redchips!"
"Can anybody break a five? Johnny Redchips is cashing out."
"You see my dollar and raise me a quarter? Why, that's too rich for my blood, Johnny Redchips!"
"Can anybody break a five? Johnny Redchips is cashing out."
"You see my dollar and raise me a quarter? Why, that's too rich for my blood, Johnny Redchips!"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
Get the Johnny Redchips mug."I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."
"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."
"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."
"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
Get the Ballcockery mug."If Janelle has a few more Cosmos, I might be going to the 'ol Pop Shoppe later."
"No honeymoon is complete without a trip to the Pop Shoppe."
"It's my birthday and I pray to god the Pop Shoppe is open tonight!"
"No honeymoon is complete without a trip to the Pop Shoppe."
"It's my birthday and I pray to god the Pop Shoppe is open tonight!"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
Get the Pop Shoppe mug.Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.
A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.
A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.
"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"
"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"
"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."
"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"
"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
Get the Wake Up Ball mug.The opposite of a gravy train job where you do nothing all day, a biscuit train usually requires full effort.
"I'm gettin' too old to be riding this biscuit train everyday!"
I'm dead tired from riding the biscuit train all day.
"Suck it up boys! We're on a biscuit train with gravy wheels!"
I'm dead tired from riding the biscuit train all day.
"Suck it up boys! We're on a biscuit train with gravy wheels!"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
Get the Biscuit Train mug.An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"
"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"
"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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