mr. aric burns's definitions

Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.

She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.

by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011

Chieva

Chieva is a form of greeting someone by cupping your hand and slapping their chest.

I was walking by mom, and she caught off gaurd with a chieva. So, I had to give her a melvin.

by Mr. aric burns May 3, 2010

Thunder Sack

Thunder sack is when a man is sitting down, and blows ass so hard it rumbles his balls.

I was sitting on the couch the other day, and made a nice thunder sack.

by mr. aric burns September 29, 2011

gobbler sack

It is a oversized nutt sack that looks like it belongs under a turkeys neck.

I bet if that guy falls in the water his gobbler sack will make him float.

by mr. aric burns May 3, 2010