3 definitions by mr hankie

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.
One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
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1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train
"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
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when you are so constipated your face becomes all twisted up & turns blue. This event is often accompanied by a variety of deep gutteral moans.
man, that cheese gave me the blue meanies!!
by mr hankie June 14, 2006
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