Definitions by mr derp

Alex Staff 

A slang term for a prominent member of the nazi party. Usually associated with someone performing a callous or cruel act, or insult which is particularly cutting. This is can only be used on blonde girls of small stature with a rack out of proportion with their height.

Jesus, that was hurtful. Is it alex staff day or something?

Alex Staff by Mr Derp May 14, 2012

qtiyd 

Acronym for "quote this if you're down," used on forums when you want to see how many people agree.

USER 1: "let's ban that guy, qtiyd"
USER 2: "USER 1 posted: let's ban that guy, qtiyd"

qtiyd by mr derp January 30, 2008

chase me fuck me's 

Slutty high heels, like those bright red ones. Often seen on girls in need of or in pursuit of a good old fucking.

Look at those chase me fuck me's on that hottie over there. I'm all over it.

chase me fuck me's by mr derp September 2, 2007

facne 

Combination of the words "food" and "acne." Describes the food stains on somebody's face after eating something messy, giving a zit-like appearance on their chin. Usually, the person has no idea.

Hey, check out the facne on that fatass in the corner...what a pig.

facne by mr derp June 11, 2006

funch

Combination of the two words "fucking hunch." A negative hunch, assumption, or guess.

I got a funch tomorrow is really gonna blow.

I had a funch something shitty like this would happen.

funch by mr derp April 30, 2006

i-tard

Someone who doesn't know a thing about computers/technology, more specifically Macs/Ipods. Sometimes, even though they clearly don't, they'll continue to lie about their intelligence using a computer. See alternate definitions of e-tard.

1. Jim just said he's upgrading to a 32MB hard drive so he can "play games better." What an i-tard.

2. Dude, Jason just asked what the difference was between Y2K and MP3, because he's getting an Ipod today. Spoiled ass i-tard.

i-tard by mr derp February 16, 2006