6 definitions by morningwood faerie

Top Definition
erect penis
"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"
by morningwood faerie February 05, 2003
The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.
"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."
by morningwood faerie February 05, 2003
Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.
My boss is a real fuck-knuckle
by morningwood faerie February 05, 2003
When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness
by morningwood faerie February 05, 2003
abbreviation of No Don't
non't touch my boobs, or you WILL be punished.
by morningwood faerie February 05, 2003
when you have to make the dude use two condoms.
"He's from the navy, a different girl in each port. So I double bag him"
by morningwood faerie February 05, 2003

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×