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FTDC

or other known as "fat tits don't count".
this should be a worldwide pandemic because if your fat and have big boobs, it doesn't count. you're still fat and gross and your boobs won't get you anywhere.
this is guy's rule number 1.

kyle: "man she has some huge boobs."
alex: "she's fat, ftdc."

by mondayrush July 24, 2011