13 definitions by mister miser
Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.
Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.
Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.
Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."
by mister miser March 28, 2008
When using a vibrating dildo, there might be a tingling sensation, that's boltfyre! Boltfyre is also vaginal soreness.
by mister miser March 26, 2008
Prettylicious is a word to describe something pretty or beautiful. Maybe even sexy.
See 'Fergalicious'.
See 'Fergalicious'.
by mister miser March 22, 2008
An emo palace is a household with an emo kid, usually more than one. Emo Palaces may contain many emo corners and razorblades for comfort and recreational purposes.
Look at Ashley retreat into her Emo Palace. I heard she sits in her emo corner with her razorblades and slits her wrists.
by mister miser March 22, 2008
Adjective. 1. Something or Someone sho causes orgasms in any gender.
2. An action or practise that was sexually exciting.
3. Beautiful
2. An action or practise that was sexually exciting.
3. Beautiful
1:
MySpace Loser: Sometimes, I'd like to think that my millions of pictures on MySpace is orgasmic to some hot chick in Japan.
2:
Hot Chick in Japan: The sex last night with that MySpace Loser was Orgasmic!
3:
Museum Curator: Leonardo da Vinci's artwork was simply orgasmic!
MySpace Loser: Sometimes, I'd like to think that my millions of pictures on MySpace is orgasmic to some hot chick in Japan.
2:
Hot Chick in Japan: The sex last night with that MySpace Loser was Orgasmic!
3:
Museum Curator: Leonardo da Vinci's artwork was simply orgasmic!
by mister miser March 21, 2008
by mister miser May 11, 2008