58 definitions by mistahtom
A nick-name for the booty call that visited you last night.
by mistahtom January 15, 2006
Methyl Tertiary Butyl Ether. An oxidizer that was put into gasoline in California a few years back that would bump up the gasoline's efficiency. Later replaced with ethanol because it allegedly contaminated underground wells.
MTBE is bad for the environment.
by mistahtom January 15, 2006
by mistahtom August 2, 2005
A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy
synonymous with this fucking guy
Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.
Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.
Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.
by mistahtom June 12, 2006
A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.
Its now some type of "Man Law"
Its now some type of "Man Law"
Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::
Bryan: You poke it you own it.
Bryan: You poke it you own it.
by mistahtom May 17, 2006
The act of a mouth-breathing troll using their own alternate account(s) to agree with their own wharrgarbl or derp.
User 1: Libtards are afraid of Sarah Palin because she's smart.
User 2 (User 1's alt): Woah, did I say afraid of? I meant scared of.
User 3: Looks like we have a circle derp.
User 2 (User 1's alt): Woah, did I say afraid of? I meant scared of.
User 3: Looks like we have a circle derp.
by mistahtom March 27, 2010
A whole-baked idea that the right wing is using to devalue the teachings of the theory of evolution in public schools. What this concept is devoid of is that it cannot be proved nor disproved, unlike evolution which is a theory but has evidence. Stuff that cannot be proven and has no evidence should not be taught in public schools.
Intelligent Design is a right wing conspiracy that the moral majority is using to recruit more closed and easily persuaded minds.
by mistahtom November 9, 2005