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noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70's porn star
i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on... the guy has a wicked porno 'stache. he looks like he's the next guy on to catch a predator.
by minka kelly June 21, 2008

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