mikey t's definitions

encore

What you call a really, really bad case of the clap.

Wow, Suzie had the clap so bad i think she had encore.

by Mikey T December 15, 2004

niggameyer

Yet another variation of the slang word "nigga" except with an extra couple syllables to make it fun to say fast.

Daunte is one crazy niggameyer!

by Mikey T December 14, 2004

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

Dick Trickle

A very rare, but serious sexually transmitted disease only found in rural areas of Mozambique.

Kanamatu, I've been a doctor for 24 years and have never seen a case of Dick Trickle quite that bad!

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

rope-a-dope

The act of tying crack cocaine on the end of a rope, and making crack addicts chase it around the ghetto.

There's nothin to do. You guys wanna go downtown and play rope-a-dope?

by Mikey T January 29, 2005

blarfenstein

(noun) The vomit of a person of Germanic descent.

Everyone please step around the blarfenstein, Barvo ate too much.

by Mikey T December 16, 2004