mikey t's definitions

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

gorilla warfare

What you may sometimes see only in movies, where man actually has to fight apes strategically in a war scenario.

There is some great gorilla warfare in both the movies Congo and Planet of the Apes.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

Dick Trickle

A very rare, but serious sexually transmitted disease only found in rural areas of Mozambique.

Kanamatu, I've been a doctor for 24 years and have never seen a case of Dick Trickle quite that bad!

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

blarfenstein

(noun) The vomit of a person of Germanic descent.

Everyone please step around the blarfenstein, Barvo ate too much.

by Mikey T December 16, 2004

ogritis

A fictional disease that people say a very tall person may have. The disease carrier will be over 6 foot 6 inches, appear very lanky and awkward, and often will be very obnoxious and loud.

I hung out with the basketball team yesterday and i think they all have ogritis.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005