mikey t's definitions

penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

gentleman

n/adj
1. A man who lifts weights excessively, ferociously,
and with the intent of gaining mass and strength. 2. A man who
consumes protein daily. 3. A man who murders. 4. Richard Greico.

1. He is a gentleman.
2. He is very gentlemanly.
3. Gentle. Gentle.
4. Give him a gentle death.

by Mikey T February 28, 2005

encore

What you call a really, really bad case of the clap.

Wow, Suzie had the clap so bad i think she had encore.

by Mikey T December 15, 2004

niggameyer

Yet another variation of the slang word "nigga" except with an extra couple syllables to make it fun to say fast.

Daunte is one crazy niggameyer!

by Mikey T December 14, 2004

coniferous forest

A word used in place of marijuana, so other people can't understand what your talking about.

Davey: (On phone) Hey Max you still got that coniferous forest at your house.

Davey's Mom: Davey is so interested in geography, he'll get an A for sure.

by Mikey T December 14, 2004

blarfenstein

(noun) The vomit of a person of Germanic descent.

Everyone please step around the blarfenstein, Barvo ate too much.

by Mikey T December 16, 2004