mikey t's definitions

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

rope-a-dope

The act of tying crack cocaine on the end of a rope, and making crack addicts chase it around the ghetto.

There's nothin to do. You guys wanna go downtown and play rope-a-dope?

by Mikey T January 29, 2005

blarfenstein

(noun) The vomit of a person of Germanic descent.

Everyone please step around the blarfenstein, Barvo ate too much.

by Mikey T December 16, 2004

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

flame device

Noun meaning lighter. Or any object used for lighting a fire.

Pass me the flame device so i can light this Philadelphia cigar.

by Mikey T January 25, 2005

Dick Trickle

A very rare, but serious sexually transmitted disease only found in rural areas of Mozambique.

Kanamatu, I've been a doctor for 24 years and have never seen a case of Dick Trickle quite that bad!

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

ogritis

A fictional disease that people say a very tall person may have. The disease carrier will be over 6 foot 6 inches, appear very lanky and awkward, and often will be very obnoxious and loud.

I hung out with the basketball team yesterday and i think they all have ogritis.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005