mikey t's definitions

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

flame device

Noun meaning lighter. Or any object used for lighting a fire.

Pass me the flame device so i can light this Philadelphia cigar.

by Mikey T January 25, 2005

ogritis

A fictional disease that people say a very tall person may have. The disease carrier will be over 6 foot 6 inches, appear very lanky and awkward, and often will be very obnoxious and loud.

I hung out with the basketball team yesterday and i think they all have ogritis.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

gentleman

n/adj
1. A man who lifts weights excessively, ferociously,
and with the intent of gaining mass and strength. 2. A man who
consumes protein daily. 3. A man who murders. 4. Richard Greico.

1. He is a gentleman.
2. He is very gentlemanly.
3. Gentle. Gentle.
4. Give him a gentle death.

by Mikey T February 28, 2005

coniferous forest

A word used in place of marijuana, so other people can't understand what your talking about.

Davey: (On phone) Hey Max you still got that coniferous forest at your house.

Davey's Mom: Davey is so interested in geography, he'll get an A for sure.

by Mikey T December 14, 2004

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

Dick Trickle

A very rare, but serious sexually transmitted disease only found in rural areas of Mozambique.

Kanamatu, I've been a doctor for 24 years and have never seen a case of Dick Trickle quite that bad!

by Mikey T January 28, 2005