mike in aurora, colorado's definitions
1.) Description of a person that is either too stupid or too arrogant to wear a condom when performing sex or when about to perform the same. 2.) A really stupid convict or an ex-con, denoted for being extremely idiotic or devoid of common sense.
Sex: "If you think that I am gonna let you stick that thing in without protection, then you are a real 'condumb'! Better get reacquainted with your hand!!"
Gangs: "Boo Boo Bear got popped by the cops for something really stupid. He's a real 'condumb'!"
Prison: "Harry the Hun got parole, but he got into trouble again on the outside, so he's back. Whadda a 'condumb'!"
Gangs: "Boo Boo Bear got popped by the cops for something really stupid. He's a real 'condumb'!"
Prison: "Harry the Hun got parole, but he got into trouble again on the outside, so he's back. Whadda a 'condumb'!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 24, 2008
Get the Condumbmug. 1.) Based on the movie starring, Larry the Cable Guy, 'Delta Farce'. When he and two of his buddies are accidently dropped off by the Army in Mexico instead of Iraq, they are befriended and taken in by the small town they inadvertedly saved from a local drug lord. When fed tacos, the guys are still convinced that they are in Iraq. After hearing that they were tacos, the trio concluded that it might contain camel meat. Hence, the dubbing name of Camel Ass Taco. 2.) Now used by several service men that refer to any kind of woman's anatomy from the Middle East. Persian Pussy is also currently referred to as Camel Ass Taco. 3.) A rascist description of many business owners, (i.e. Convenience store, liquor stores, gas stations, et al.,) Nomally used in context with Middle Eastern people, it is quite often transgressed to mean almost anyone from the Asian subcontinent, such as India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, et cetera.
Cusine: "That was great! Some wicked, 'Camel Ass Taco'!"
Sex: "I know that chick is from Iran, but she is a narly 'Camel Ass Taco', dude!"
Convenience store patron: "That guy running that joint is a real 'Camel Ass Taco'! Must be from turbanville somewhere."
Sex: "I know that chick is from Iran, but she is a narly 'Camel Ass Taco', dude!"
Convenience store patron: "That guy running that joint is a real 'Camel Ass Taco'! Must be from turbanville somewhere."
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 14, 2008
Get the Camel Ass Tacomug. 1.) Skid marks (short to long steaks of manure) left at the bottom of a toilet bowl, normally a result of a dry dump' (manure evacuation devoid of proper water or moisture). 2.) Spackling of manure as the result of either diarrhea, extremely propelled pieces of dung, or, simply summer splashing (water and other local substances in a toilet bowl that splash one's buttocks, genitals and under thighs). 3.) Marks are normally as described in 1.) and are usually found within the surface of the toilet bowl, or the underneath rim. However, in certain cases it entails also the underside of a toilet seat, the top of the rim, and, or, the top side behind the toilet seat itself. 4.) A derogatory term used in place of the word dingleberry, or, dingleberries, inclusively.
Illegal Alien Hotel Workers: "Ay, caramba! That Gringo left mucho 'skiddles' in the crapper!!"
Maintenance Order: "Oh, by the way, Tom. When you clean the offices after hours, would you mind getting all those 'skiddles' in the execuive restroom? I appreciate it!" Said mister Ballebusder before leaving for the day.
Housewife Commiseration: "I love my husband with all my heart, but I just wish for once that he'd stop leaving so many damned 'skiddles' in the crapper! It's geee rosssss!"
High School Gossip: "Man! That Joey burned me when I bought grass from him. He's a real 'skiddles'!"
Maintenance Order: "Oh, by the way, Tom. When you clean the offices after hours, would you mind getting all those 'skiddles' in the execuive restroom? I appreciate it!" Said mister Ballebusder before leaving for the day.
Housewife Commiseration: "I love my husband with all my heart, but I just wish for once that he'd stop leaving so many damned 'skiddles' in the crapper! It's geee rosssss!"
High School Gossip: "Man! That Joey burned me when I bought grass from him. He's a real 'skiddles'!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 13, 2008
Get the Skiddlesmug. Normally, Oyster in a Half Shell is taken to mean a food dish. However, the extended and additional definition of that expression leads to that of the sexual nature. Now, it is also a phrase that denotes when a male ejaculates onto, or, into a woman's palm after she causes such an incident to occur after performing digital sex, or more commonly known as a hand job. Although it is basically understood that this refers to the same regarding prostitution, many non-professional women, married and unmarried, call it the same thing. Boasting by men about the act often occurs, somewhat like a badge of recognition, et al.,.
Hooker After Satisfying a Client: "Wow! He howled when I jerked him off and I ended up with an 'oyster in a half shell'!"
A Conferring Couple After Intercourse: "I loved it, dear! Your 'oyster in a half shell' was great!!" said Linda.
Man Who is a Legend in his Own Mind: "Yeah, I'm the man! Just did that girl. She then rubbed me off. Talk about 'oyster in a half shell'! There was so much cum that she's thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!"
A Conferring Couple After Intercourse: "I loved it, dear! Your 'oyster in a half shell' was great!!" said Linda.
Man Who is a Legend in his Own Mind: "Yeah, I'm the man! Just did that girl. She then rubbed me off. Talk about 'oyster in a half shell'! There was so much cum that she's thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado May 21, 2008
Get the Oyster in a Half Shellmug. 1.) Pertains to the penetration of a female's vagina and then the anus by an erect penis on an alternating basis. Normally, it starts with first vaginal penetration, then anal, then vaginal again, and so forth. The duration can vary in length of either orafice, although it is standard to only apply this term to short durations for the same. (about three to ten seconds of actual penetration of either orafice before withdrawal of the penis for the intent of penetrating the adjacent orafice). * Warning: Should only be attempted with either a condom, regular physical check ups, and/or, with a singular partner relationship three to five years in progress.
Sexual Intent: "I wanna do a 'subway transfer' on that chick!"
Hemorrhoids: "I wouldn't have had such a huge 'rhoid if my husband didn't pull a 'subway transfer' on my ass all the time!"
Harmful Notion: "Man! That bitch is going pay for her stuff with a 'subway transfer' by me!"
Hemorrhoids: "I wouldn't have had such a huge 'rhoid if my husband didn't pull a 'subway transfer' on my ass all the time!"
Harmful Notion: "Man! That bitch is going pay for her stuff with a 'subway transfer' by me!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado March 13, 2008
Get the Subway Transfermug. 1.) The earlier of the modern term a wedgie or wedgy. It is defined primarily when a perpetrator goes behind an individual (normally a male), and yanks the underwear band up so as to get a major percentage of the underwear in question up the buttocks crevice. 2.) The results of insufficient wiping of the anus and surrounding areas thereof, which entails the common term skid marks (manure streaks in undergarments). 3.) The sensation that leads a person to conclude that A.) They are experiencing a less than fresh ass. B.) May have an undeterminate dingleberry remaining in the rectum, anus, or quite conceivably the less than desirable buttocks region. C.) Gives the false impression of the presence of Melvins, when, in fact, the nerve endings in the bottom of someone's ass are being affected by anal perspiration, or the tingling feelings caused by butt, or, pubic hairs, perhaps both! This may cause great anxiety with people on a date and those that are anticipating a potential sexual encounter.
High School Shenanigans: "I got that dork, Myron, and gave him the 'Melvins' so hard that it changed his singing voice!"
Laundry Person: "That bastard might be rich, but I wash his funky, stanky drawers all the time. The worst is when I run across his shorts and they have unremmovable 'Melvins'!"
Nervous Male: He was rather confident in his speech and demeanor, however, Joe the Maintenance at the Retreat near the city center, was overtly concerned about his 'Melvins'! He hoped that there was a restroom nearby so he could deal with the moist and sloppy feelings there.
Laundry Person: "That bastard might be rich, but I wash his funky, stanky drawers all the time. The worst is when I run across his shorts and they have unremmovable 'Melvins'!"
Nervous Male: He was rather confident in his speech and demeanor, however, Joe the Maintenance at the Retreat near the city center, was overtly concerned about his 'Melvins'! He hoped that there was a restroom nearby so he could deal with the moist and sloppy feelings there.
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 29, 2008
Get the Melvinsmug. 1. 2008 Presidential activities concerning Barak Obama.
2. Used by opposition, as well as supporters, of Barak Obama in both, positive and negative, ways. 3. To have an ego the size of any state in the union. 4. A descriptive term used in reference to a loud and projecting fart (flatulence), normally when someone 'rips one'! Synonymous sounds include, but are not limited to the following: Motorcycle, motorboat, lawnmower starting, tearing or ripping textiles/clothing, et al.,. 5. A half black/half white person.
2. Used by opposition, as well as supporters, of Barak Obama in both, positive and negative, ways. 3. To have an ego the size of any state in the union. 4. A descriptive term used in reference to a loud and projecting fart (flatulence), normally when someone 'rips one'! Synonymous sounds include, but are not limited to the following: Motorcycle, motorboat, lawnmower starting, tearing or ripping textiles/clothing, et al.,. 5. A half black/half white person.
Presidential Race: "Its a Barak verses Hillary standoff!"
Supporter: "We'll Barak the votes once the voting starts!"
Opposition: "Hope that the White House doesn't go Barak!"
Egotistic: "Yo', big head is actin' so Barak!"
Flatulence: "Man, oh man! I told ya' not ta eat three burritos in a row!! That last one ya' ripped was a Barak!"
Racial Composition: "Look at those features. She's a Barak!"
Supporter: "We'll Barak the votes once the voting starts!"
Opposition: "Hope that the White House doesn't go Barak!"
Egotistic: "Yo', big head is actin' so Barak!"
Flatulence: "Man, oh man! I told ya' not ta eat three burritos in a row!! That last one ya' ripped was a Barak!"
Racial Composition: "Look at those features. She's a Barak!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 5, 2008
Get the Barakmug.