745 definitions by michael foolsley
statement on ancient 7-up bottle (the 7 oz guys) -funny thing...-thats just the relationship i have with my cannabis!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
varieties of tribal expression, music being a universal language still has dialects only spoken by certain tribes
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!
that death metal just isn't a musical dialect i speak
that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect
that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)
i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
being depicted by speed camera
by michael foolsley May 8, 2011
EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)
that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2010
the police! -could be question 'kind', question 'one/s' or question 'woman'
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
i was leaving foolsley's, and got hit by the question man re: my consumption of 'cohol. i explained that i was just the fucking dishwasher getting off work........
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
a phrase indicting 'free' movement of something, even if only temporary/brief. state of time/space where one encounters no barriers/'controlling factors' of any kind.
i really like the way 'let' sounds, as though one were going to 'let' some water out of a spigot! -sounds kind of like british english usage! (how can you not love that!! it sure sets ME 'ALIGHT'!!)
i really like the way 'let' sounds, as though one were going to 'let' some water out of a spigot! -sounds kind of like british english usage! (how can you not love that!! it sure sets ME 'ALIGHT'!!)
this chronic fucking let me off, i was circling venus!
that bitch let me off! i was 'free' for several seconds!
they let me off work!, -now, time to CRACK SOMEONES' CROTCH!!
that bitch let me off! i was 'free' for several seconds!
they let me off work!, -now, time to CRACK SOMEONES' CROTCH!!
by michael foolsley July 9, 2011