1 definition by micah seth roberts the third esquire

possibly one of the most annoying, gutless, and utterly retarded individuals ever heard of. usually used to describe a person of extreme nerdiness and arrogance. also can simply be used to describe someone as a total dusche bag. also... they all lack any ability to carry on a normal and gratuitous conversation.
i hate talking to him, he's such a schlake.

he's the schlakiest guy in our electrical engineering class

he's so rude he might as well be a schlake
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