World's best sport on the planet which most americans are stupid prefering "football" over it when players run for 90 minutes and takes skill. Only Americans and Canadiens hate this sport and it is really called football. Football and Baseball players call this sport pussy when there is a difference soccer players do get more pussy.
Soccer player and "football" player are having an arguement about which sport is better when hot girl comes and choses soccer player over fagetass "football" player.
ex. Cristiano Ronaldo has gone out with more girls than Tony Romo and is going out with Paris Hilton