men in tights
Similar to a Cincinnati Bow Tie, except instead of the chest, you stick your dick by your lady loves eye and blow loads in her tear ducts. Let the jizz dry and voila, no more wrinkles
My wife was complaining about the wrinkles under her eyes and I had a serious case of blue balls, so I gave her a Cincinnati Botox and now we both feel better. Win Win
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