megnao flimpis's definitions

laho

A possible variation of the Hawaiian word "malo", which means loincloth.

Whaddup wid da laho breath, okole-munch?

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

soup sandwich

Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.

Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.

by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003

Weltangschlong

See: weltanschlong not weltangschlong (sic).

Bubba regarded his global size morning erection with awe and lightheadedness..."That is some kind of weltanschlong", he mused.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

nowt

ASAP, soonest.

Gimme that moonpie nowt!

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

waimanalo

A commune on the island of Oahu where diversity and harmony prevail.

I would feel entirely safe as a missionary strolling through Waimanalo or Nanakuli with $100 dollar bills pinned to my "CAPTAIN COOK RULES!" T-shirt whilst preaching the gospel to the simple natives.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

arse candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

by megnao flimpis August 14, 2003