megnao flimpis's definitions

wienie wagger

A bet concerning one's private parts.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

Accordian

A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.

Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

denozen

A Bhuddist dwelling dweller or dwelling.

Priscilla accepted Bhudda as her personal Lord and Saviour and became a denozen of the Nicherin denozen.

by megnao flimpis July 24, 2003

pottymouth

Speech characterized by inadvertant rude and vulgar words. Pottymouth can be learned from poor parental example, peers or prolonged military service.

LT Flashman will never rise above his station....he is a pottymouth....he used to be an enlisted man, you know?

by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003

wah be nup

Syntax challenged Hip Hop vernacular for "what is up?"

Yo, Yolanda...wah be nup?

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

Weltangschlong

See: weltanschlong not weltangschlong (sic).

Bubba regarded his global size morning erection with awe and lightheadedness..."That is some kind of weltanschlong", he mused.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

soup sandwich

Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.

Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.

by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003