mcnuggetdestroyer 's definitions

reverse puberty

Puberty typically makes you look better. In this case, instead of looking better, you end up looking worse. You don't have a glow up, you have a glow down.

Timothy is a victim of reverse puberty. He used to be cute, but he is ugly af now.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 2, 2018

penis embargo

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

starbucksing

Going to Starbucks and most likely ordering a pumpkin spice latte. It's like clubbing for basic white girls.

Look, Amelia is starbucksing!

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

testosteroney

When a guy cares way too much about his masculinity.

Ugh. Wilson is so testosteroney.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

burger king bulldozer

Somebody who goes to Burger King and orders 27+ whopper burgers and a bunch of large packs of fries. They often order a lot of chicken nuggets too.

Woah, that guy over there is a Burger King bulldozer.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 2, 2018

uncultured swine

Somebody who is oblivious to popular culture. They don't understand references to common music, movies, memes, etc.

Allen is an uncultured swine.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 4, 2018

slapping the bag

A guy masturbating and jacking off.

Noah is slapping the bag.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018