mcnuggetdestroyer 's definitions

i'll call you

What someone says when they won't call you. It really means fuck off and that you are never to be seen again.

I'll call you, Savannah.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 12, 2018

slow fade

When you are in a potential relationship but you realize that you aren't in to the other person.

What a shame, I had a slow fade for Brad.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018

burger king bulldozer

Somebody who goes to Burger King and orders 27+ whopper burgers and a bunch of large packs of fries. They often order a lot of chicken nuggets too.

Woah, that guy over there is a Burger King bulldozer.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 2, 2018

dick and dash

A dumbass pointless "relationship" that is only for sex. It lasts for a week at the maximum time. The only purpose is to suck dick and get pussy.

Oh my god, Noah and Dominique are having a dick and dash. Makes sense since they are both atrocious in bed.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017

carpin all those diems

Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.

Look at him, carpin all those diems.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 9, 2018

nude sender

Somebody who sends nudes with the intention of other people jacking off to them.

Reagan is a nude sender.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.

Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018