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i just have really high standards

When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.

Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2017

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Thirsty

Being desperate for attention especially from the opposite sex. The thirsty person is sexually aroused or in other words, horny.

Random human #1: Damn, you thirsty af.

Random human #2: I'm so thirsty that I'll try to have sex with the next person that approaches me.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 13, 2017

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It's a forbidden fruit that is very delicious. It gives you all your vitamins and nutrients. There are many different flavors too. Contrary to popular belief, it will not kill you, it's just another healthy snack.

Mmm. This tide pod is exceptionally good today.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

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fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.

Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018

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straight pride parade

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.

oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

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