mcnuggetdestroyer 's definitions

dick and dash

A dumbass pointless "relationship" that is only for sex. It lasts for a week at the maximum time. The only purpose is to suck dick and get pussy.

Oh my god, Noah and Dominique are having a dick and dash. Makes sense since they are both atrocious in bed.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017

i'll call you

What someone says when they won't call you. It really means fuck off and that you are never to be seen again.

I'll call you, Savannah.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 12, 2018

slow fade

When you are in a potential relationship but you realize that you aren't in to the other person.

What a shame, I had a slow fade for Brad.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018

straight pride parade

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.

oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.

Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018

christmas eve eve

It is December 23rd. The day before Christmas Eve. If you want to shop last minute for presents, you should go on this day instead of Christmas Eve because it will be somewhat less crowded.

cunt #1: Shit, I need to buy presents. Should I go today or just go tomorrow which is Christmas Eve.

cunt #2: Bitch, hell to the no. Go today, Christmas Eve Eve. The stores won't be as packed as they will be tomorrow.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 23, 2017

mcnugget destroyer

Somebody who goes to McDonald's and orders chicken McNuggets for every meal of the day. They will order a 20pc or maybe more if it is a fat day.

Whoa! That bitch over there just ordered McNuggets for the whole damn office. She must be a mcnugget destroyer.

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018