1 definition by mc chocolate slushi

Top Definition
anything that makes you want to jerk the gerkin, rub the pole, choke the chicken, slap the salami, treat your body like a carnival, love yourself...
Nigclole Eggert was masturbatorial even before her stellor performance in "Blown Away" when was on "Charles In Charge."
by mc chocolate slushi November 11, 2003

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt