1 definition by matunda

Top Definition
An old man who wears glasses whilst wearing his trousers right up to his chest. Sexually abuses children without their consent. Contains cheese triangles in his pocket to bribe children. Lurks around in fields, parks alone. smells
Bruce forsyth and matthew kelly are both nonses
by matunda June 01, 2006

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