Definitions by mattjames
Boonton
The only place you’ll find 6 fucking pizza places on a street that stretches under one mile. Full of stoners and weirdos. One spot it’s flat as shit and the other it’s hilly as fuck. Kinda built like a flat girl with big titties. Pretty much the poor version of ML, and has a goofy looking high school with a bunch of weirdos and people trying to have a good time. Stoner Central (pretty much everyone you meet under the age of 10 has hit a joint) Literally nobody south 5 miles of here knows that Boonton exists.