Definitions by matt |2
dronK
an inebriated attempt at the word drunk on a qwerty-style personal mobile device like a blackberry. The K is capitalized because when you hold down a letter on a blackberry, it becomes upper-case. Accidental capitalization is super-easy to do when you're wasted.
text messages:
-hey wat r u doing tonite?
-I've been at Study Hall for a few hours, and I'm dronK
-this meetings gonna get out real late, but ill join u after it
-Man, why did I have those shots of tequila????v
-hey wat r u doing tonite?
-I've been at Study Hall for a few hours, and I'm dronK
-this meetings gonna get out real late, but ill join u after it
-Man, why did I have those shots of tequila????v
Study Hall
the best and most cleverly named bar in Isla Vista, the community by UCSB. It's a sports bar with that you can tell your parents you're going to without having them worry about your grades or your liver. Also THE place to go for a drink before and after graduation.
I spent most of my senior year at The Study Hall, but now worried I'll fail my blood test.
Study Hall is an integral part of upperclassman life at UC Santa Barbara.
Study Hall is an integral part of upperclassman life at UC Santa Barbara.
Study Hall by Matt |2 June 17, 2011
Alpha Alpha
The coed frat for college students who no longer want to get crunk, usually with a set of 12 stairs in front.
A college greek version of Alcoholics Anonymous.
A college greek version of Alcoholics Anonymous.
Guy No. 1: Do you want to come to a party with me?
Guy No. 2: No, the game is on. Also, I'm in Alpha Alpha, so I can't drink.
Guy No. 2: No, the game is on. Also, I'm in Alpha Alpha, so I can't drink.
Alpha Alpha by Matt |2 August 1, 2009
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat
The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat by Matt |2 September 15, 2008
mebeh
Alan: So, are you doing anything with her tonight?
Matt: Mebeh
Alan: I idolize you -- why won't you tell me?
Matt: I don't have to reveal ALL my secrets.
Matt: Mebeh
Alan: I idolize you -- why won't you tell me?
Matt: I don't have to reveal ALL my secrets.
shvach
Man 1: Hey it's November or December or January!
Man 2: You know what that means...
Man 1: Hanukkah, of course!
Man 2: Have you had latkes this year?
Man 1: My mother-in-law made some.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: They were shvach.
Man 2: That's too bad. You want some sufganiot?
Man 1: No. Those are too fattening.
Man 2: You know what that means...
Man 1: Hanukkah, of course!
Man 2: Have you had latkes this year?
Man 1: My mother-in-law made some.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: They were shvach.
Man 2: That's too bad. You want some sufganiot?
Man 1: No. Those are too fattening.