buttplug

he got da shitz so bad, he gunna need a buttplug to sit down and not crap himself
by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002
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deprection

an unavoidable erection during extreme sadness
my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my cock. i couldn't help but get a deprection.
by Matt Parker (parkman47) June 23, 2010
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festive

"That slice of pizza is festive"
by Matt Parker (parkman47) October 30, 2002
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