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Earphones

A new kind of head phone that is just two earplugs with speakers in them. They are very small and will frequently fall out of your ears. So get traditional headphones, instead of the new kind wear the brace goes around the back of your head or the ones where they fallout of connect around your earlobe. Classic headphones pwn!
Me: Stop using that crap you idiot they just keep falling out of your ears!

Idiot: Nuh-uh! Not if I just hold them in.

Me: *I uppercut the idiot and he explodes 4 times.
by master stghm February 5, 2005
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balto

1. Leader of a sled dog team a long time ago who led the team to get an antitoxin back to nome to cure a diptheria epidemic.

2. Movie made in the ninties based on a true story. Stars a
Wolfdog named Balto who doesn't know what he is.

A russian goose who is Balto's mentor.

A hot dog named Jenna who is Balto's girl friend.

Two polar bears - muk and luk

Steele - A sled dog leader who wants nothing but glory and hates balto.

and many others
I remember when Balto led came to Clevland, little timmy!

When can we buy Balto, the best movie ever made, on dvd? This tape sucks.
by master stghm April 4, 2004
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flagette

Girl in the "color guard" who swings a metal pole with some fabric attached to it called a "flag" and often "accidentially" hits a musician just because all they can do is wave a flag.
Hey flagettes, watch where your practicing!

Those flagettes are hot.
by Master stghm September 26, 2004
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Xanga

Xanga is a web log community, or blog, for people too stupid or lazy to learn html and make a real website. Then they put pictures of them and their friends or their pet as a profile picture, then say their main interest is God and tell us about their boring Christian life in a preppy-fad way.
Jane - "You so tottally have to check out my xanga!"

Judy - "OKAY!!"

On the blog ---

OMG so today i was reallee mad at dis boi for punching me in da face da toher day! i am sfp i tonite am going to his house and sh00ting him, whtih a water pistle of course! lol well i gots 2 go feed my kitty! byez (#__#)
by master stghm January 23, 2005
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