master stghm's definitions

Lumberjack

Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.

Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.

Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.

The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.

That lumberjack will pwn j00 easy!

by master stghm January 23, 2005

msn

An OK ISP without the crap AOL gives you, but the technical support sucks, and isn't as good as Earthlink

I tried to get help from MSN's Tech Support but they just told me to restart the computer.

by Master stghm April 7, 2004

j'onn j'onzz

The real name of the "Martian Manhunter"

Flash -- "Hey J'onn!"

by master stghm April 4, 2004

Xanga

Xanga is a web log community, or blog, for people too stupid or lazy to learn html and make a real website. Then they put pictures of them and their friends or their pet as a profile picture, then say their main interest is God and tell us about their boring Christian life in a preppy-fad way.

Jane - "You so tottally have to check out my xanga!"

Judy - "OKAY!!"

On the blog ---

OMG so today i was reallee mad at dis boi for punching me in da face da toher day! i am sfp i tonite am going to his house and sh00ting him, whtih a water pistle of course! lol well i gots 2 go feed my kitty! byez (#__#)

by master stghm January 23, 2005