mars's definitions

schnorks

A carbonic beverage best served with sliced Spacecow, sworn enemy of Yumblie

No?

by Mars April 23, 2003

Power Beam

A single shot, semi-automatic, beam weapon used by Samus Aran in the Metroid games made by Nintendo. Usually the weakest weapon in the game.

I just owned Meta-Ridely using only the Power Beam!!:-P

by Mars November 21, 2004

the fog

teacher that is reasonably detached from students, but manages to be a good teacher, and crack a few inconspicious jokes. Derived from my teacher, Mr. Fogarasi

Mrs. Appleton is the fog!

by Mars November 9, 2003

Monkey Beat

To team up on a single person with about two others, who most likey curled up on the ground but can be standing, and to slap then over and over. Usually used for everyone's amusement.

Jesse, Curtis and I all monkey beat Anthony

by Mars November 21, 2004

MechaMrEd

A strange oblong used in the removal of citric acid

oblonged

by Mars April 23, 2003

TRG

Time Released Game.

When an individual is inundated with attention by members of the opposit sex, yet makes little or no effort to get that attention, and deeper still, humble about it.

the act of getting girls by just hanging back.

"shit, whos the playa son? I saw you with three girls at the pary last night."

" Nah, it aint even like that, just a little TRG, it was out of my control."

by mars December 25, 2004

Goatsie

a person who has streched their ass so wide that they may fit various objects into it (milk carton, bottle rocket, cell phone)

That goatsie man just farted sprockets!

by Mars November 9, 2003