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A name for someone who acts like a dickor a little bit stupid, not a particular person, but a name for someone who is a dick.
e.g.1
Sam: I had sex with your dead Nan last night.

Jack: Fuck off you Robert.
e.g.2

Sam: Isn't VietNam a country in China?

Jack: No you massive Robert!
by marmite lover October 4, 2009
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