mannys commish's definitions

slutbanger

A man who frequents restaurant bars with a t-shirt that has the word "slutbanger" on it. This man can and will bang any slut that makes eye contact with him. His hands, while delicate enough to roll a perfect pie at his mon-fri job at pizza hut, can be deadly enough to "wipe the floor with you." His 6'2 220 lb frame is a force to be reckoned with.

Jim: don't bring your girl to the bar tonight bob, slutbanger is going to be there.

bob: who?

jim: some dude that will choke-slam you through a table, then have sex with your girl on top of your lifeless body.

by mannys commish October 29, 2009