28 definitions by maninboulder

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A large smelling bowel movement taken by a Republican Birther.
Walking into the sinkey bathroom, the moderate Repulbican says to the Birther, "Whooooey, what the hell did you do in here.....it smells like you birthed a Trump.
by maninboulder April 09, 2011

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More lame-brain than a nitwit, this is a supporter of Mitt Romney, who is so dull that he/she actually believes this insincere, say-anything-to-win GOP presidential candidate.
Q: Who could possilbly vote for Romney?
A: Only a Mittwit with shit-for-brains.
by maninboulder December 26, 2011

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A very large smelly fart, the kind of which you would expect from a two-ton mammal, but actually coming from a human.
Hey dude, don't be cutting those hippo farts around me. You belong in a zoo.
by maninboulder November 03, 2005

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To seripticiously place ones penis into the the glass or cocktail of another. This ancient tradition is thought to stem from the instincts of four-legged animals marketing their turf.
Returning his table in the tavern, he looking down and seeing a pubic hair on the rim of his glass, he angrily shout, "All right, who dicked my drink!?"
by maninboulder October 17, 2005

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Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"
Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'
by maninboulder June 13, 2010

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Someone who gets off by fantasizing about the private conversations between former FBI Director, Jim Comey and President Donald J. Trump.
Hey Dude, if you cannot stop thinking about what went on in the White House between Comey and Trump, you must be a comeysexual . You need help, man.....go get yourself reversion therapy.
by maninboulder May 17, 2017

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The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'
That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.
by maninboulder March 29, 2010

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