a pain in the ass ex.
These exes are the kind that have
the nerve to dump you, and then talk about you behind your
back as if you did anything
wrong to them.
They like starting
getting their new boyfriends/girlfriends in on making sure people think badly of you.Probably
because their ego can't take the fact that you didn't kill yourself
as a result of being dumped by them.
Thus they feel the need to make others, as well as themselves, believe that you're still torn
up inside over your
break up by vocalizing crazy and delusional ideas.Everyone
has had and will have
bad experiences with Ernie the Octopus at some point in their life, because they're everywhere.
Friend: "So I heard
that Ernie the Octopus
and his girlfriend were telling people in math class that when
you passed him by in the hallway he could see your eyes
glistening with unshed tears over the pain of losing
him and seeing him with someone else."
You: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL?"