1 definition by magicstar120
A type of people who are from Iran, which was once part of the great and wealthy Persian Empire. A list of things about them:
1. Own either a Mercedes or BMW
2. Are extremely rich in America, millionaires.
3. Have only two choices for a career: doctor or dentist.
4. Are known for their incredibly delicious food.
5. Have hairy men who wear gold watches and too much Chanel cologne and hair gel.
6. Have hot, exotic women with dark hair and skin, who usually dye their hair blondish.
7. Speak Farsi and cuss a lot, like calling each other dog poop and fucking whores.
8. Hate their government.
9. Have lots of parties and drink and smoke a lot.
10. Parties are probably the best parties anyone would have been to.
11. Are sort of connected with Russians and Italians for their personality and stereotypical habits.
12. Men usually have a NJ or NY accent and wear sunglasses to look cool.
13. Their houses are like dreamhouses, worth more than 5 million dollars.
14. ARE NOT ALL MUSLIM, but the cool ones (listed above) are always Persian JEWS.
15. Have kids who are used to all the parties and wealth, getting lots of friends and popularity.
1. Own either a Mercedes or BMW
2. Are extremely rich in America, millionaires.
3. Have only two choices for a career: doctor or dentist.
4. Are known for their incredibly delicious food.
5. Have hairy men who wear gold watches and too much Chanel cologne and hair gel.
6. Have hot, exotic women with dark hair and skin, who usually dye their hair blondish.
7. Speak Farsi and cuss a lot, like calling each other dog poop and fucking whores.
8. Hate their government.
9. Have lots of parties and drink and smoke a lot.
10. Parties are probably the best parties anyone would have been to.
11. Are sort of connected with Russians and Italians for their personality and stereotypical habits.
12. Men usually have a NJ or NY accent and wear sunglasses to look cool.
13. Their houses are like dreamhouses, worth more than 5 million dollars.
14. ARE NOT ALL MUSLIM, but the cool ones (listed above) are always Persian JEWS.
15. Have kids who are used to all the parties and wealth, getting lots of friends and popularity.
Jealous Kid 1: Woah dude, look over there, it's that rich girl who's Persian.
Jealous Kid 2: She's so lucky I wish I was just plain American.
Jealous Kid 2: She's so lucky I wish I was just plain American.
by magicstar120 November 28, 2014