m0r1arty's definitions

Gutterance

n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)

If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.

by m0r1arty September 11, 2009

Pictify

To take a word or term and recreate them using photographs or images.

Well I see a picture of a woman cutting her grass. The same picture and then a picture of a young sheep. what does this pictify?

Mo Mowlam.

by m0r1arty May 18, 2006

johnny fived it

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit

"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"

by m0r1arty April 6, 2006

eggbaskefy

To act as if a foregone conclusion is in motion without any evidence so suggest so (etymology: 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket')

The interview went really well, but I'm not going to eggbaskefy it!!

by m0r1arty June 5, 2005

Outwith

Shortened version of 'Outside of' which originated in Scotland as 'Ootwith'. Being a principle word of self-referential encoding it doesn't appear in any 'English' dictionary as it would no longer be 'Outwith' it anymore.

I'm sorry Madam, programming a neuromate robot to alter the 5HT3 update in the Dorsel Horn of the Hippocampus is outwith my knowledge as a plumber.

by m0r1arty August 20, 2009

andy

To disappear without any prior warning.

Q. Where's Lord Lucan?

A. He's done an Andy

by m0r1arty July 16, 2008

warm towel

Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.

Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.

Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"

Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."

by m0r1arty January 4, 2008