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Nougat

A term of endearment which refers to people with mostly white and pink skin colouring.

Named loosely after the French nut and honey confectionery which was adapted by Barratts' into a wrapped sweet.

It's origins lie in the reclamation of pigment equality and the removal of white guilt for the injustices of the hegemonic elite of yesteryear.

It is a cultural badge of peace and only represents those without prejudice towards others skin tones.
A man sees a Caucasian man he is friends with and says "What's up my nougat?"

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by m0r1arty June 22, 2011
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warm towel

Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.

Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.
Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"

Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."
by m0r1arty January 4, 2008
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Gutstain

A mark made upon the skin of one's abdominal region - Usually from pig fat but potentially from anything.
Yeah I was eating a bacon butty when a huge glob of grease fell of and landed on my stomach a gutstain appeared on my tummy thereafter.
by m0r1arty May 14, 2009
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Outwith

Shortened version of 'Outside of' which originated in Scotland as 'Ootwith'. Being a principle word of self-referential encoding it doesn't appear in any 'English' dictionary as it would no longer be 'Outwith' it anymore.
I'm sorry Madam, programming a neuromate robot to alter the 5HT3 update in the Dorsel Horn of the Hippocampus is outwith my knowledge as a plumber.
by m0r1arty August 20, 2009
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johnny fived it

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit
"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"
by m0r1arty April 6, 2006
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eggbaskefy

To act as if a foregone conclusion is in motion without any evidence so suggest so (etymology: 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket')
The interview went really well, but I'm not going to eggbaskefy it!!
by m0r1arty June 5, 2005
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Pictify

To take a word or term and recreate them using photographs or images.
Well I see a picture of a woman cutting her grass. The same picture and then a picture of a young sheep. what does this pictify?

Mo Mowlam.
by m0r1arty May 18, 2006
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