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Shofty, a word normally used to describe a person who is acting immature, but are actually somewhat mature.

but in reality, they are immature, the people around them think they're mature, and other people think they're immature.
failing collage student 1: Mr.Youknowwhat is so shofty
failing collage student 2: Mr.Youknowwhat is a bit shofty, hes been making me fail my tests recently....
*Mr.Youknowwhat barges through the door*
Mr.Youknowwhat: the f*ck say my name?
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Fracterus:
to have ones thinking severely restricted due to temporary sickness. making the persons brain imitate brain death. typically caused through common diseases like the flu and Ebola.

typically here are the symptoms:
bad dexterity
no thinking(literally no thinking)
little to none eating
spacing out
need to throw one off a bridge
crave anime
become a furry
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those are the symptoms.

if one finds one who is Fractureus, immediately try to choke and kill them, or try the passive one and give them a slap on the back and some advil.
hes Fractureus.....coool lets like, leave.
by lover of anime and Scurge April 1, 2019
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