61 definitions by lotuspanda

crod

someone who is extremely evil, overly ditzy, and thinks they are liked.

Our substitute teacher in History is such a crod!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bacon cruiser

a police car that is clearly marked

dude! slow down there is a bacon cruiser over there!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cro

to ‘stick to’ someone like Velcro; always with the same people all the time

Amy is such a cro, she never leaves my side

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

chewbaccaed

when the third person in a group is forced to walk behind the other two, who are walking shoulder-to-shoulder, referring to Chewbacca in Star Wars always had to walk behind Han Solo and Luke Skywalker

Stacy and Jane totally chewbaccaed me when we were walking down State

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

aragorn

the ‘ruggedly hot’ type of male; pertaining to Lord of the Rings pertaining to Viggo Mortensen who played Aragorn in the movies

Oh snap did you see that Aragorn?! Shoot!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

caps lock disease

an std-like syndrome that is mysteriously transmitted over cyber activity... causes the infected person to have sudden outbreaks of typing in caps lock

Umm... I think Pinky is suffereing from caps lock disease

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008