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An old Chinese insult, most commonly pronounced (ahk-ee). Was used as far back as 500 B.C. to make fun of the man in the village with the smallest penis.

Arky's tend to have extremely tiny penis', if you call that pint-sized pool stick in your Levi's a penis.

Scientist's have been trying to explain why simply calling somebody arky shrinks the phallus by several inches. To date the best explanation to this phenomenon involves ancient Asian vodoo, ginseng, and the Curse of Confucius.
That arky was the size of an infant's pinky.
by lolrofl01234 February 06, 2010

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