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HMP
Home made Patron - A mixture of cheap tequila and coffee liquer. Tastes just like the real deal without the hefty price tag.For added bonus, decanter into an empty bottle of Patron and party like a rock star.
Acountant : Hey Diddy! Good thing someone invented HMP. Now we can make decent Rap videos again and let all the props go crazy with the HMP, and still make a profit...
Diddy : Whatever holmes
by littleneros June 15, 2010

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