lisa's definitions

ø

This is the 28th letter of the Norwegian Alphabet. Contrary to popular belief the letter ø is NOT diphthong, however it is another way to write the vowel combination "oe"

The Norwegian letter 'ø' sounds similar to the 'u' soubd in the English word "hurt."

by lisa May 18, 2004

lard ass

A fat person

That Lard Ass had better watch his weight.

by Lisa November 7, 2003

custy

1. Used to describe a layer of crust that forms on a girl's cunt when she doesn't wash herself in a long time.
2. Describes something completely filthy, disgusting, dirty.
3. Describes a girl that doesn't wash herself.

"That girl is custy, just look at her, she never bathes."
"This gym floor is custy, I'd never walk barefoot on it!"

by Lisa May 20, 2004

metrosexual

A man who has tendencies of a woman. Takes care of his appearance and loves to go shopping. Has more girl friends than guy friends. Very independent and really doesn't need a girl to be happy because he is already happy with himself.

my friend brett morgan is veeeerry metro.

by Lisa January 29, 2005

cheerleader

a homosexual male who hangs around with girl-cliques...

I asked him to play football with us, but he went along with lisa and the girls... off to the mall... yeah, he's the cheerleader!

by Lisa June 15, 2003

crankbait

Extremely cool person who rules the office world.

Please see: farquad / noonie.

Hey crankbait, good job at the office today!

by Lisa February 28, 2005

CosaNostra

Used by Sicilian gangs, it is now a separate branch of organized crime. It's meaning is literally, "This thing of ours". It goes back hundreds of years, when the Mafia was invented to protect Sicilian families from maurauding gangs and conquerers.

Lucy Luciano was known for bringing La Cosa Nostra to the United States.

by Lisa April 19, 2005