boy 1: dude! have you heard of the mahgereftehs?! they're amazing!
boy 2: i heard they have the brain power of albert einstein
boy 2: i heard they can get more girls than Hue Heffner
boy 3: i heard they're so beautiful that even dogs jumped out building purely out of depression.
boy 4: i wish i was a mahgerefteh
daniel mahgerefteh (in all his sheer glory): haha i bet you do