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someone who is into spiritual pursuits for purely fashionable or egotistical reasons
that guy is so pseudo-spiritual. he chases woman and brags that his monk says he will become fully enlightened in this lifetime. who would even brag about that?!
by life alchemist April 20, 2018
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a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
by life alchemist April 9, 2018
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