2 definitions by leftsuburbia

Top Definition
Woman who is convinced she is always right, never makes mistakes, nothing is her fault, and that you're never good enough.

She likes to chew food loudly, drink gin and tonics, and then chew on the ice.

She enjoys yelling and pointing out things you do wrong.

She hates everyone and everyone hates her, and she likes to point that out while lying on her bed while complaining that you don't do enough.

She is the soul cause of your depression, the concusion you suffered when you were 10, and your obsession and anxiety problems.

You love her.
"Hey Mom can I have a few dollars to buy pens that I need for school."

"No, I don't have any money...Oh look, my custom Neiman Marcus suit came in the mail."
by leftsuburbia August 04, 2005

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pod
Abbreviation for I-pod.
My pod has more gigabytes than your pod.
by leftsuburbia August 18, 2005

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