1 definition by ldjfkal89
a dumb gurl who goes to community college for a few years to teach preschoolers their colors and how to poop.
"Paige, why were you out?"
"I had a fever blister which meant I had fever."
"Paige, a fever blister doesn't mean you have fever"
"Oh, I'm such a fucking Paige."
by ldjfkal89 April 27, 2009