10 definitions by lawman
someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."
by lawman November 19, 2004
Shortened name for Hechler and Koch, a European firearms manufacturer. This company's products cover a wide range, but in popular culture (movies/books) the MP-5 submachine gun is most frequently seen..."Navy Seals" and various Steven Seagal movies are the most common examples.
The SWAT guys were rapelling down the side of the structure with their H & Ks slung across their chests.
by lawman October 17, 2003
As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.
by lawman October 17, 2003