when you are so sad, mad, disappointed, upset, and livid that salty doesnt seem to cover it.
so salty that you are not honey roasted or burnt popcorn but the stuff you scrape off the inside the oven that is so burnt it looks like it was made that way
so salty that it could lead you to violent tendencies none of which you would be held responsible for because your anger is totally understandable
When Jack cancelled the vacation he had planned with Sally she almost strangled him she was so crispy.
"I am so crispy over the fact that dumb girl dumped me I could punch I wall!"
I am so crispy I don't know whether to cry or scream.