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2 definitions by la-FAWN-duH! 132

As in monopoly, something or someone that is seemingly unattainable but yet very desirable. Whether this is due to not being able to read or understand the person or object or whether the person or object is just too weird and indescribable (not to mention confusing and somewhat frustrating). If the thing you are describing is a person, it is someone who constantly surprises you and you are unable to rely on them due to their constant changes in behavior and attitude toward you. This also means you can go from loving them to hating them in a matter of seconds. If the thing you are describing is an object it is something that you cannot figure out its purpose or necessity to ever being invented.
Lindsay Lohan's strive to stay clean is a boardwalk just like Kate Gosselin trying to be normal.

Wearing belts when they are not attached to your pants via beltloops is a boardwalk- they aren't holding anything up!

Vince is a boardwalk...you never know WHICH Vince you are going to get.
by La-FAWN-duH! 132 January 05, 2011
when you are so sad, mad, disappointed, upset, and livid that salty doesnt seem to cover it.

so salty that you are not honey roasted or burnt popcorn but the stuff you scrape off the inside the oven that is so burnt it looks like it was made that way

so salty that it could lead you to violent tendencies none of which you would be held responsible for because your anger is totally understandable
When Jack cancelled the vacation he had planned with Sally she almost strangled him she was so crispy.

"I am so crispy over the fact that dumb girl dumped me I could punch I wall!"

I am so crispy I don't know whether to cry or scream.
by la-FAWN-duH! 132 July 09, 2011