The best game in the world. Some stupid ninja moves include "Aiee!" "sonic BOOM!" "Uma Thurman!" "Mantis" "Rising sun" "Lighting strikes!" and the spot of shame, "Bowel Movement".
"Uma Thurman, Bowel Movement!"
"Bowel Movement, Aiee!"
"Aiee, Lightning Strikes!"
"Uhhh sonic.. damn, I messed up, now I'm bowel movement!"
: "What are you guys doing??"
"Playing Stupid Ninja."
The second best game in the world. Played when there's too much food on backpacking trips. The players adhere to an extremely strict set of rules, and when a rule is broken, other players ask the Duke or Duchess if they may speak, and when granted permission, they state who they think has broken the rule. The Duke or Duchess then decides if they should recieve penance, in other words, extra food. It's pretty awesome.
"We have way too much food and no one wants to eat it. Looks like we're going to have to play Silent Football."
*the game ensues..*
"Lady Duchess Lauren with the Long Lingering Locks of the Lost Coast, may I speak?"
"Yes, Lady Sonia, you may."
"I believe that Lord Dave was blaming his own flatulence problems on my person."
"I agree, and for that he shall recieve penance."
(Everyone is greatly amused, and Dave gets another bowl of the nasty rice and chili mix)