kyle 230's definitions

biology

Pretty much the class that tells us that we are all made to fuck each other. Think about it. We are human species. We reproduce. We have been theoretically came from apes so we are made to fuck whoever we want to please.

Oh my biology teacher told us that is normal to masturbate and fuck.

by Kyle 230 May 5, 2010

facebook status

A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.

But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.

Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(

New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today

by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010

Jimmy Neutron

Nickelodeon's rip-off to Dexter's Laboratory. Basically the same thing.

Dexter's lab: Kid is a boy genius and has his secret lab. Creates inventions for anything and sometime they don't work. Dingy dad and redheaded mom. Has a rival named Mandark.
Jimmy Neutron: Kid is a boy genius and has his secret lab. Creates inventions for anything and sometime they don't work. Dingy dad and redheaded mom. Has a rival named Cindy.
About the same thing

by Kyle 230 December 2, 2009

Ringtone R&B

R&B music that lacks soul and emotion and has similar to ringtone rap. Lots of pop and hip-hop elements and usually sings about "ma shawty", "ma boo" with a random Ayyyyy.

The Dream is ringtone R&B. Joe is real R&B.

by Kyle 230 December 7, 2009

G4TV

A TV channel for high school and college loners that like to get their battery charged with a little softcore porn and maybe some random anime thing or Ninja Warrior. The kid usually grows up to be an IT professional or video game designer, or works at McDonalds and goes on MySpace to get money by taking surveys. They are usually about 30 til they get married and never have kids.

Bob: I can't get Playboy TV
Bill: Check out G4TV...basically it has the same stuff

by Kyle 230 August 9, 2009

Facebook

Just the old school MySpace all over again. All the freaks just moved to Facebook. Even Tom is watching (Mark Zuckerberg claims he runs the site, but for all practical purposes it is Tom) you on Facebook and he probably has more Facebook friends than MySpace friends. Back then, MySpace used to be the "bad" site and Facebook was the "good" site. Then it flipped all over. Right now on Facebook you just see a bunch of annoying 14 -18 year old emo/gangsta girls whining about how their life sucks and whoring themselve to get more likes, because they want people to pay attention to them. It is also cool to be bisexual on there too and to be Engaged to your best friend and have your brothas your actual brothas. And don't forget these pedophiles on there that claim you are your parents so they can stalk and rape these 14-18 year old emo girls. They think they are using it for "work connections" but they are more being pedophiles.

Facebook turning into MySpace every day.

by Kyle 230 August 16, 2010

yard sale

Pretty much a place that you get stuff to sell on eBay, and then pretty much they are wound up on other one of these places so another person can sell it on eBay and so forth

Oh I found this eBay item on a yard sale...lets put that back on eBay because it is crap and make some more money than 75 cents

by Kyle 230 April 28, 2010