Austin

1. The capital of the state of Texas and 4th largest state capital by population.
2. 4th largest city in Texas and seat of Travis county.
3. The "live" music capital of the country. Just look at Austin City Limits.
4. home to the University of Texas
5. Thanks to the University, has one of the youngest, hippest, most educated populations in the country. Not to mention:
6. a whole slew of hightech jobs and one of the largest high-tech centers in the country.
7. It is now among the fastest-growing cities in the country.
8. one of the "fittest" and healthiest residents of any American city, thanks to its young pop. and convenient location to recreation.
9. Ranked as the "weirdest" cities in the country.

Austin is just downright cool. Not necessarily one of the largest metropolises in the country, but very nice and an excellant quality of life nonetheless.

by [e-mail] October 22, 2007

90

An interstate and one of the longest roads in the U.S. from Boston to Seattle. Nothing for thousands of miles from Western New York State to Central Montana.

90 is very dull to drive if you can stand to 3 or 4 day drive.

by [e-mail] January 03, 2008

florida

The Sunshine State, known for its boobs, bods and beaches. Panama City, south Beach in Miami, Daytona Beach and Cocoa Beach are its best known beaches. The most populated state in the southeast and 4th overall in the U.S. with about 17 million residents and growing exponentially. Tallahassee is the capital, while Jacksonville is the largest city, Tampa is the largest single metro area but Miami-Dade is the largest urban agglomeration. It's very diverse: Cubans are the largest minority and found in far southern Florida. You can see a bunch of them migrating to its shores in inner tubes. Also penty of homos, freeks, sluts, rich old farts, poor old farts, pedophiles, druggies and panhandlers. The grumpy old people from the Northern states, called snowbirds do nothing but play golf and drive recklessly. Florida is a haven for drugs, crime and violence, due to its rapid population growth. Miami is probably the drug capital of America. What a place. FL is a political swing state. It has been a laughingstock since the 2000 Presidential election when it underwent 3 recounts in a few select counties, giving the election to W. The people are so stupid they can’t even punch a tiny hole in a voting card. Florida’s housing boom has become a bust. Investors recently built numerous highrise condos in Miami that have yet to be sold as the market continues to fall. The irony is that Florida’s 17 million morons rebuild their homes year after year each time a hurricane hits. Talk about stupidity. They can't vote, cant drive and have to always rebuild their homes after a hurricane. Get a clue, people! It’s a nice place to visit but dam if you want to live there. Its largest tourists attractions are Walt Disney Word-Magic Kingdom, Bush Gardens and Gator World.

Florida is overcrowded and sucks. You 17 million morons can have it. Learn how vote and drive, people!

by [e-mail] August 09, 2007

materialism

the preoccupation with possessions, and caring more about things instead of people and what's more important in life. Materialsim distracts people from what's really important in life. Therefore, the pursuit of materialism is an empty, wasted life because those things are inanimate objects that dont comfort you or talk to you; they are just as mortal as we.

Materialism is a form of greed that distracts people from what's really important in life, and can make a person very lonely and unhappy.

by [e-mail] July 17, 2009

Kevin Federline

Scumbag. Whitetrash. Loser. Mooch. The exhusband of whitetrash, whore, Brittany Spears. She is the ONLY reason he has any money whatsoever. They belonged together and were two peas in a pod. He thinks he possesses any talent but is just a loser who can't even rap, which isnt all that difficult. Lowlife. Tummyrot.

Kevin Federline is the richest loser and freeloader in the country.

by [e-mail] October 17, 2007

Colorado

A state with extreme scerenity, significant sunshine (over 300 days of sunshine a year in Denver) and the best opportunities to enjoy the outdoors. The Rocky Mountains make it the state with the highest average elevation. Denver, its capital and largest city (population 570,000), is called the Mile High City, because its capitol is exactly one mile in elevation. Denver is consistently ranked among the top of Americas fittest, thinnest, and most educated cities. About half of the states 5 million residents live in the Greater Denver Metro area. Other important population centers include Colorado Springs, Pueblo and Fort Collins--all of which are located on the eastern edge of the Rocky Mountains. Colorado has extreme variations in climate. People in Denver can get a tan and snow ski in the same day. The enormous flat plains of eastern Colorado get huge thunderstorms in the spring and summer that make for a great lightening show and tornadoes. Colorado is where the song, America the Beautiful was written. "For purple mountains majesty above the fruited plain"€describes Colorado to a tee. Beef cattle and wheat are its two largest agricultural products.

Colorado is one of the few states that is both a great place to visit and live.

by [e-mail] February 21, 2009

creation

The act by which God Almighty spoke the universe into existance out of nothing in the first chapter of Genesis in a matter of six time periods, but not necessarily six “days” as we are lead to believe. While mental midgets like “Adam “tr0n”' at urbandictionary believe the universe cannot be created out of nothing, it indeed can! With God ALL things are possible, and the vast universe we live in was created out of nothing, is an example. When you are God Almighty, you can create something very complex out of nothing by just speaking it into existance. Period! Take that atheists and evolutionists. I’m sick and tired of mental half wits like “Adam ‘tr0n’” claiming that creation cannot be proven while evolution can. Hogwash. The missing link has NEVER been found and never will be. The “theory” of creation has NEVER changed, unlike evolution where its crazy followers are always changing their own theory. God’s universe has an order to it, and you cannot have an order if a cataclysmic event like the “Big Big” occurred. If there is creation, there must be a creator. If there is a design, there must be a designer. If there is a plan, there must be a planner. This universe’s existance is proof positive of a diety. Evolution is the the single-dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Darwin himself didn’t even believe his own theory, he just said it was an educated guess and that’s it.

Creation has proven evolution false over and over again.

by [e-mail] January 03, 2008