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Spring Break

A time of the year (usually in Mar or Apr) when college students from the northern states go to the sunbelt to bask in the beaches, beer, bods and booty. The biggest destinations are probably Cancun, Cabo San Lucas, Panama City and Miami Beach.

For guys its a time of waiting to meet a hot chick and score with her a few hours later after she gets drunk. For the ladies, they put on their bathing suit and hope to meet a hot guy, hoping he's not filming you for Girls Gone Wild.

Spring Break is usually so wild and so debaucherous that its primary sponsors should be Valtrex and Trojan.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2009

Summer Vacation

The time of year from June to August when you have a lot of weddings, college kids go home to their summer job and the kids go to summer camp. And for the dumber kids, they have to go to summer school.

Summer vacation was the best time of the year for me when I was a kid.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2009

middle class

The socioeconomic class in the United States that emerged after WWII, know for suburban sprawl, soccer moms, SUVs, and strip malls. The middle class is neither poor nor rich, but comprise the largest share of the political electorate. The middle class is the only thing that separates the United States from the Third World and much of Europe, but is on the verge of its demise as politicians tax them to death and take away their jobs thru NAFTA and outsourcing, and as middle-class Americans themselves indulge in conspicuous consumption, that will ultimately lead financial insecurity. The middle-class is rapidly being squeezed out of existance. Often dubbed the Working Class by some, the middle-class can be both blue collar and white collar.

The middle class is the largest share of American society.

by [e-mail] March 24, 2009

AIG

The act of binging your own company into the ground, and then asking the government for a bailout, and then using the bailout money to give yourself a big fat bonus.

Almost a synonym for Enroned.

AIG is another ENRON.

by [e-mail] March 28, 2009

House Hunters

A show on the HGTV cable network that features a person or couple—usually wealthy or upper middle class—looking for a home that is often overpriced and too big for its own good. In my opinion the show promotes materialism, entitlement, greed and waste; and entices the viewer to keep up with the Joneses. What’s really funny is watching a couple wanting to buy another home just because they don’t like the floor plan of their current home or the color of the floors and carpet, or watching a young twenty-something couple buying a $300,000 home as their first place after getting married.

House Hunters typifies waste, entitlement and materialism in America, and is produced to entice you into keeping up with the Joneses. I wonder how many homes on the show have been foreclosed? Just a thought.

by [e-mail] March 31, 2009

suburb

Where you live when you dont want to live in the inner city. It's a place of mostly middle-class homes, Walmart, soccer moms, SUVs, strip malls and the homes of corporate bigwigs. Suburbs in the United States began to spring up during the post WWII years as families left the central cities for a quieter, safer and more relaxed lifestyle. However some suburbs are just as poor as the inner-city itself. According to the US census, the number of persons living in the suburbs now outnumbers those in the central cities.

Most Americans would probably rather live in a suburb than in the crime-infested inner city.

by [e-mail] April 1, 2009

Meth

Short for methamphetamines. The most highly addictive illicit narcotic made from all sorts of deadly toxins: metals, cold medicines, rat poison, chlorine, bleach, etc. The drug is so dangerous and deadly, that it can explode when being produced incorrectly. Unfortunately, the drug has a strangle hold on America and destroys cities, families, and eventually the addict themself. It makes the addict lose their looks, teeth, health, personality, etc. On the streets its known as ICE, SPEED and CRYSTAL METH. The drug turns you into a loser and eventually a criminal and convict. It is highly addictive because it stimulates the central nervous system, giving a feeling of euphoria and relaxation. Meth is the fastest-growing illegal drug in the United States, and is actually growing the fastest among caucasians in upper middle-class suburbs and rural areas.

Stay away from meth at all costs! Using it just once can create the addiction. This drug is a no-no and not to be messed with.

by [e-mail] April 1, 2009