krhimself's definitions

got you by the balls

what one says to someone who is being owned as a way to rub it in.

1: She made you buy that ring? Damn, she's really got you by that balls.
2: Shut up, no she doesn't. (goes into denial)

by KRHimself November 11, 2004

Spirit of Truth

a hilarious video from the 90's featuring a black "preacher" who read off of a Bible that looks like a phone book, claimed to "come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit," cussed almost every other word, and accused the callers of being devil worshippers. also noted for its weird camera work and great dialogues with his audience. it's an ABSOLUTE must-see footage.

the devil is a muthafuckin liar, so you know i ain't worried, BIOTCH!

listen and appreciate the words of the Spirit of Truth.

by KRHimself May 18, 2006

Cuntface

a complete asshole. so much of a fucker that he/she doesn't belong in this planet. See shitfucker.

Kim Jong Il is a cuntface.

by KRHimself December 15, 2003

florida

The only state in the U.S. where the number of natural disasters in a year is more than the number of smart politicians.

Hurricanes or morons? People of Florida have to pick their poison, sometimes even both.

by KRHimself March 26, 2005

posh spice

A former member of the Spice Girls who looks like a long-lost relative of Lara Flynn Boyle. Married David Beckham, then turned him into a metrosexual god. She used Beckham to revive her sagging career, which really should have been over a long time ago. Why? Because she has even less talent than Carrot Top.

Well, there's a reason why Beckham's cheated on Posh Spice so many times.

by KRHimself October 30, 2004

start to smoke marijuana

a subliminal message in a song by Queen.

when you play the song "Another One Bites the Dust" and hit the chorus on reverse, that is the message being expressed to us.

another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust... *goes into reverse* ... start to smoke marijuana, start to smoke marijuana!

by KRHimself May 31, 2005

sebo

An exclamation which is to be used when somebody:
1. humiliates him or herself, or
2. fails to complete a task in a spectacular, yet comical, manner.

Derived from an ex-Rangers football (soccer) player, Filip Sebo, who was an utter failure with 'ra Gers in his only season with the team.

1. A man rides his bike down the street and he fails to see the curb ahead of him. The bike slams into the curb and the man is thrown off the bike. If you are on a car and spot the incident, be sure to yell "Seeebooo! Seeebooo!" at the man.

2. You are at the beach. You and a group of friends are tossing and punching a beach ball up in the air, when one of them swings and completely misses the ball, resulting in the ball hitting the ground. This is the perfect spot to yell out "Seeebooo! Seeebooo!" at the said friend.

(Particularly effective when the person at the end of "Sebo" is in no position to say anything against it.)

by KRHimself November 23, 2007