153 definitions by krhimself

big boy style

When you do something and do it well.

He f*cked her big boy style.

by krhimself April 18, 2004

tokyo

Contrary to popular belief, Tokyo is the "Greatest City in the World." It is, by far, the most hectic, electric, and eclectic city in the universe, no matter what Parisians, Londoners, or New Yorkers say.

Tokyo is approximately 50 years ahead of any other city in the world when it comes to technology, transportation, and flat-out greatness.

by krhimself March 21, 2005

Wap

Short for wapanese.
Waps give the real Japanese a horrible name.

no Waps were ever born in Japan.

by krhimself April 26, 2004

taking the browns to the super bowl

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

by krhimself July 24, 2004

florida

The only state in the U.S. where the number of natural disasters in a year is more than the number of smart politicians.

Hurricanes or morons? People of Florida have to pick their poison, sometimes even both.

by krhimself March 26, 2005

shut your ass

another form of "shut up", similar to "shut your mouth" or "shut your face."

- I won the lotto yesterday.
- Bullshit, shut your ass.

by krhimself June 11, 2005

french enhale

inhaling through your nose and exhaling through your mouth. pretty much the opposite of how it's usually done.

use french inhale gets the high to your brain faster.

by krhimself October 29, 2004