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1 definition by krazy klaus

often mistaken for a puddle of water, water rats are aquatic mammals which can be found in the ocean, sewers and school changerooms.
They are extremely violent so if you see one, experts recommend to run away like a girl.
dude 1: theres water right behind you
dude 2: WHAT?? *runs away like a girl*
dude 1: wtf
dude 2: soz i thought u said WATER RAT
by krazy klaus August 27, 2007
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